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Juno

"This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I have ever seen."

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May 28th, 2017
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"...Nice shootin' Tex!"

May 27th, 2017
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"Let's talk about your reviews a little bit. Regarding Intravenous Di Milo; 'It's tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry." "That's nit-picking, isn't it?"

May 26th, 2017
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“See you, Hicks.” “Duane. It's Duane.” “Ellen.” “Don't be gone long, Ellen.”

May 25th, 2017
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"Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one."

May 24th, 2017
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"...shall we shag now, or shag later?" "Ohh Austin, behave."

May 23rd, 2017
On The Waterfront
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"...I could'a had class. I could'a been a contender. I coulda been somebody..."

May 22nd, 2017
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"...drove four towns over to his wife's family's house, killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog."

May 21st, 2017
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"...shutup, mind your own fucking business and shutup."

May 20th, 2017
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"You're very puzzling, Mr Darcy. At this moment it's difficult to believe that you're so...proud" "At this moment it's difficult to believe that you are so prejudiced." "Shall we not call it quits, and start again?"

May 19th, 2017
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"...was that a threat?"

May 18th, 2017
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"Maybe the buyer can supply the mountain with what it really needs... hot friggin' chicks!" "Whoa, whoa! Hey guys. Guys' you know, more girls? Let's give Lance a chance, all right? I gotta refuel the tanks."

May 17th, 2017
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"It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live."

May 16th, 2017
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"People tell me I'm good. I feel good. I feel like a happy person. I feel just like all of you." "I love that kid."

May 15th, 2017
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"Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead? Just as good. Send us news of our victory..."

May 14th, 2017
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"...Mother, motherfuck, mother, motherfuck, fuck. motherfuck, motherfuck, noich, noich, noich. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noich, noich, noich. Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz. Doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers, beers, beers. Rollin' fattys, smokin, blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin'"

May 13th, 2017
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"...Okay, you guys, the band is about to hit it bigtime. We're gonna win battle of the bands' and when I'm rolling in the Benjamins, I will throw you and your dog a bone. Good night."

May 12th, 2017
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"And here, Livamuka Sakonov, our town mechanic and abortionist."

May 11th, 2017
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"...ha ha ha, huh huh huh huh ha ha ha haa ha ha ha huh huh ha huh ha huh..."

May 10th, 2017
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What I'd really like to do is put the greatness of this man in perspective. I think there's really only 3 names. Dr. Albert Schweitzer, ah, Mother Teresa of Calcutta, probably, and... Leo Marvin."

May 9th, 2017
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..."No, no. You're being booked for shoplifting, I'm being booked for accessory to shoplifting." "No, Stan, I'm being booked for murder, and you're being booked for accessory to murder."

May 8th, 2017
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"What do all men with power want? More power."

May 7th, 2017
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..."Bought a dog, for how much?" "Oh it's cool, yo, he's used. Including the house it was only two fifty, yo.

May 6th, 2017
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"He didn't get out of the cock-a-doodie car!!"

May 5th, 2017
Patton
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"God help me I do love it so."

May 4th, 2017
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"Besides, relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along." "Aah, spoken like a true cynic." "I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist." "You are a realist masquerading as a cynic who's secretly an optimist."

May 3rd, 2017
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"But, I don't understand." "And I'm asking you to trust me without understanding why." "In that case, of course."

May 2nd, 2017
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"Watch out for that first step, it's a doozy!"

May 1st, 2017
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"Hey, freeze, bitch!" "You freeze, bitch!" "Oh shit... I'm fucked." "Now, back up. Put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious." "And some skittles."

April 30th, 2017
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"I think I'm gonna crash."

April 29th, 2017
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"I'm here with my girl. You got to leave me with something." "How about your legs?" "My legs? Oh, oh, those are good. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that-that-that's good. I keep the legs."

April 28th, 2017
Top Hat
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"If I forgot myself with that girl, I'd remember."

April 27th, 2017
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"...She called it 'shining'. And for a long time I thought it was just the two of us that had 'the shine' to us. Just like you probably thought you was the only one. But there are other folks, though mostly they don't know it, or don't believe it."

April 26th, 2017
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"...they got up early, and quickly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and went through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs them anyway?"

April 25th, 2017
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"It's a sick question, you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm not tellin' you anythin'."

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