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The Princess Bride

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

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July 25th, 2017
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"...What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?"

July 24th, 2017
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"You don't have the balls to take me on anymore..."

July 23rd, 2017
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"Alright sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the core. A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade...I LOVE the Corps!"

July 22nd, 2017
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"You're crazy, you want me to hit you?" "That's right." "Like in the face?" "Surprise me."

July 21st, 2017
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"Why don't you answer my calls when I call you, you think I don't know that you're here."

July 20th, 2017
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"Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here..."

July 19th, 2017
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"Now is the winter of your discontent!"

July 18th, 2017
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"Free your mind, your ass will follow."

July 17th, 2017
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"Santa Claus had come."

July 16th, 2017
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"...I realised that what was living behind that boys eyes was purely and simply, evil."

July 15th, 2017
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"Excuse me darlin' I'm sorry wow, I want you to remember this face here. Ok, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy." "Would you cut that shit out?" "What, she smiled." "It's not cool man." "Did she or did she not smile?" "It doesn't matter." "Mike I'm tellin' ya, girls love that stuff." "You're gonna screw up our plan." "Baby were gonna get laid."

July 14th, 2017
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"...it looks like you swallowed a tennis shoe and you got the laces hanging out."

July 13th, 2017
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"This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh"

“Hey, hey there boy. You got big! How long has it been...3, 4 months?” “10 years.” “10 years. Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.”

July 11th, 2017
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"...We gotta get jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks."

July 10th, 2017
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"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."

July 9th, 2017
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"...my name is Reuben. This is my wife, Lisa." "Leuban, I am here all afternoon. All right, au revoir, Leuban, Lisa. Solid."

July 8th, 2017
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"...Mr. Pink." "Why am I Mr. Pink?" "'Cause you're a faggot, alright?"

July 7th, 2017
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"...if you're gonna shoot anybody shoot that monkey that sold you the suit."

July 6th, 2017
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"Excuse me, I think pantyhose are riding into the unknown."

July 5th, 2017
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"This cold war just got hotter."

July 4th, 2017
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"Brother, life's a bitch, and she's back in heat."

July 3rd, 2017
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..."What is a 'yuut'?" "Oh, excuse me your Honour, 2 'youths'"

July 2nd, 2017
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"First year can be kinda scary, can it Timmy?" "My name's not..." "But you know what I've learned here in my seven years at Coolidge...Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life or death matter, 'cause you'll die a lot of times. Write that down." "I don't have a pencil." "Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think that you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.”

July 1st, 2017
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"...after all, I'm a man and your a woman. At least the last time I checked."

June 30th, 2017
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"If I'm not me, who the hell am I?"

June 29th, 2017
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"...What did I just say?" "You just asked everybody to pick up their samurai swords and shave your butt." "I said that?" "Yes."

June 28th, 2017
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"You know, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm, ah, rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump. What hump?"

June 27th, 2017
Philadelphia Story
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"Only as it happens I'm not interested in myself for the moment. Not interested in yourself? You're fascinated, Red. You're far and away your favorite person in the world."

June 26th, 2017
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"Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm that its caused me."

June 25th, 2017
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"...You included you with them. You could have said anybody, but you said you and them." "You really let this girl ruin your life, look at ya. She really did some job on ya, ya know how fucking nuts you are. Look what she did to you." "Did you fuck my wife?"...

June 24th, 2017
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"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustan, who coined my favorite phrase...give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet."

June 23rd, 2017
Sundown
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"Once a bloodsucker, always a bloodsucker."

June 22nd, 2017
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"It all started when a young buck named Herbert Muntz saw the promise of a new life and staked his claim to it the old-fashioned way. He stole it from the Eskimos."

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